Submitted for your approval, the Popinator popcorn launcher . The device shoots a popped kernel when you say "Pop!", and apparently targets your piehole via the sound of your voice. This is something I think we can agree that we all need.
The company in question, Popcorn Indiana, states:
And here is it (looks pretty advanced for a "fun internal project") -All we have to say is: it is a work in progress right now. We certainly hope that one day it will become a commercial project, but as of now there is no shipping date and no price tag. It is purely a fun internal project we are toying with here at Popcorn Indiana. Based on the very positive responses we are getting online, we think this is well worth looking into as a commercial product.