You Might Be A Geek If...

Using the Jeff Foxworthy convention, here are some tell-tale signs:

You might be a geek if...

... you use SPF 120 anytime you venture outside

... you point out bugs and design flaws in the POS system to the cashier

... your computer rig costs more than your car (and runs way better)

... you know more IP addresses than phone numbers

... you know there are 10 types of people in the world; geeks and everyone else

... you are pretty fluent in Klingon

... you are a card-carrying member of the EFF

... you think caffeine is one of the food groups

... your keyboard setting is DVORAK, but you have a QWERTY keyboard

... you regularly find loose thumb drives in the dryer know which show this comes from