New Vantablack Is Blacker Than Black
Vantablack is a carbon nanotube material that has a remarkable light-absorbing ability, so much so that it plays tricks with your eyes. Now, the makers have come up with an improved version that is so dark, so unrelentingly light-absorbing that they can't actually measure it by conventional means.
Vantablack has a lot of potential applications, especially in the military and space sector. It could, for instance, be used to coat stealth vehicles.
Feel free to make your own riposte: "It's darker than Hillary Clinton's/Donald Trump's heart", "My God, it's full of stars!", etc...