It's A Programmer's Life...

Imagine a job for which you are paid a very nice salary, and you are able to just sit around and play video games, or do pretty much whatever you want all the live-long day. Most programmers will not recognize this as what they do, but for one individual he had the system figured out pretty good. As far as he was concerned, it was the ideal job - at least for six years, until the golden goose stopped laying and he lost this prized position.
From around six years ago up until now, I have done nothing at work. I am not joking. For 40 hours each week I go to work, play League of Legends in my office, browse reddit, and do whatever I feel like. In the past 6 years I have maybe done 50 hours of real work. So basically nothing. And nobody really cared.