Mark Zuckerberg Assures Us He Is Not A Lizard

The official denial came during a Q&A online, and the Internet being what it is, the question came up and Mr. Z answered it. Well, that's a relief. Of course, he could also be hiding in plain site, I suppose. He can look a bit shifty at times...

The questioner was most likely referring to the theory promulgated by British goalkeeper-turned commentator-turned raving loon David Icke that the planet is in the thrall of shapeshifting lizard people – the Anunnaki from the fourth dimension (don't ask).
Icke proposes that these super-intelligent creatures used human blood to shapeshift into our form to interbreed with mankind and use the hybrid species – known as the Brotherhood – to control us.
The Register



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