New iPhone Time! Come Get Your iPhone 7!
The new iPhone 7 comes with triple-thrust vectromats, double overhead underhangs, hybrid peanut butter and jelly dispenser, with a hardened unobtanium case.
That made no sense, but I bet a lot of you would still go out and grab your new iPhone regardless, such is the power of Apple's brand. Apart from looking swanky, the iPhone 7 has features like water resistance, dual cameras on the Plus version, and a new A10 Fusion 64-bit processor.
And yes, the 3.5mm audio jack is indeed gone.
The iPhone 7 should start shipping to major markets in mid-September.